Lyrics by me, Tune (“Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas”) by somebody else

 

Have yourself a Trumpilicious Christmas,

All the world is bright,

No more unemployment to give us a fright.

 

Have yourself a Trumpilicious Christmas,

Crime will be no more,

Burglars now must knock upon your sacred door.

 

Vladmir is such a happy guy, Not a crappy guy, I hear;

NATO’s long past their expire date,

Work at cheaper rate,

Next year.

 

Every year the Mexicans will dwindle,

Jobs will come, oh wow;

Just believe the good the future will allow,

So have yourself a Trumpilicious Christmas, now.